12 Maltese Car Decals That’ll Make You Cringe

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12 Maltese Car Decals That’ll Make You Cringe
The bar keeps get­ting lower and lower

We’ve all heard of the notori­ous ““I Wish You Thrice You Wish To Me”” car decals that roam the streets of Malta. But thanks to the Face­book group Skrit­turi Fuq Vetturi, we’ve all real­ised that it’s only the tip of the ice­berg. Here are some of our favour­ites.

1. Put your money where you clothes… were?
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We’re still on Num­ber 1, and the cringe is already extremely strong. #Poodle­Power

2. Spelling out the infam­ous horn ges­ture
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Ward off those prey­ing wiz­ards with a touch of class. A very small touch. Min­is­cule, really.

3. Extremely use­ful inform­a­tion
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Cur­rently still in the pos­ses­sion of one of the many bat­shit drivers out there.

4. Where is my mind?
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There seems to be a run­ning theme with this insane driver con­cept, and it doesn’t seem to be going any­where any time soon.

5. This can­not be real
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Yes, that does say what you think it says. Your eyes didn’t deceive you.

6. Well, tech­nic­ally…
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Your dis­play of mas­culin­ity is indeed impress­ive.

7. This guys means a ser­i­ous busi­ness
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We’re going to avoid high­light­ing that gram­mat­ic­al error that thinly-dis­guised threat; mostly because we were plan­ning to live the rest of our lives without hav­ing to con­stantly look over our shoulders.

8. You do you hon­ey
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Hon­estly, there’s a time and place for everything, and this might not be either.

9. I wash my hands (but not my car)
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This one is text­book com­edy gold; start with a build-up of some­thing that looks extremely famil­i­ar, then switch things round in the last second. Dear unknown driver, we salute you.

10. The clas­sic loose
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There had to be at least one of these clas­sic mis­takes. We just hope this driver didn’t get a match­ing tat­too.

11. Well done?
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Proof that roy­alty is a frame of mind. We’re not sure wheth­er to applaud this driver’s con­fid­ence or to point out the obvi­ous.

12. Mum jokes will (sadly) nev­er die
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Because you know, if you’re ever stuck for a cool and witty mes­sage, why not offend someone on the most prim­it­ive and archa­ic level? Oh Malta, nev­er change. (or do, please).


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12 Decals Car Malt­in Li ser Għam­la You cringe
Il-bar jżomm dejjem iktar baxxi

Imxejna koll­ha jin­stemgħu ta l- ““Nix­tieqilkom tli­et dar­bi­et tix­tieq Me”” trans­fers notorji karozza li jimirħu-tor­oq ta’ Malta. Iżda grazzi għall-grupp Face­book Skrit­turi Fuq Vetturi, aħna ve koll­ha induna li huwa biss il-pon­ta ta l ice­berg. Hawn huma xi wħud mill Favour­ites tagħna.

1. Poġġi l-flus tiegħek fejn inti ħwe­jjeġ … kienu?
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Aħna għad­hom fuq Num­ru 1, u l-cringe diġà estrema­ment qawwija. #Poodle­Power

2. Spel­lar l-ġest ħorn infami
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Ibiegħ­du dawk wiz­ards prey­ing bil-mess ta klassi. A touch żgħir ħafna. Minisku­lu, vera­ment.

3. Inform­azz­joni Estrema­ment utli
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Bħalis­sa għadu fil-pussess ta wieħed mill-muturi bat­shit ħafna hemm­hekk.

4. Fejn hi my mind?
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Jid­her li hemm tema taħ­dem ma dan il-kunċett tas-sewwieq insane, u ma jid­hirx li jkunu għad­de­jjin kul­limki­en f’kull ħin hekk.

5. Dan ma jistax ikun reali
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Iva, dan ma jgħidu dak li inti taħseb li jgħid. Għa­jne­jn tiegħek ma iqar­raq bik.

6. Ukoll, teknika­ment …
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dis­play tiegħek ta mas­culin­ity huwa tab­ilħaqq impress­jon­anti.

7. Dan guys tfis­ser negozju ser­ju
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Aħna qed tmur biex jevitaw li ten­fasizza dan l-iżball gram­matikali li rqiq-moħbi­ja thed­dida; aktar għaliex aħna kienu qed jip­pjanaw li jgħixu l-bqi­ja tal-ħaj­ja tagħna mingħajr ma jkoll­hom kontin­wa­ment tfit­tex fuq l-ispalle­jn tagħna.

8. Inti taħseb għasel
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Onesta­ment, hemm ħin u post għal kollox, u dan ma jista jkun jew.

9. I aħsel ide­jk tiegħi (iżda mhux karozza tiegħi)
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Dan huwa wieħed text­book kum­mied­ja deheb; tib­da bil-akku­mulazz­joni ta xi ħaġa li tid­her ferm famil­jari, imbagħad ixgħel l-affar­iji­et rawnd fl-aħħar tat-tieni. sewwieq mhux magħruf qalb, aħna salute inti.

10. Il-laxka klassika
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kel­lu jkun mill-inqas waħda minn dawn l-iżbalji klassika hemm­hekk. Aħna ftit tama dan is-sewwieq ma jiks­bu tat­waġġ tqab­bil.

11. Prosit?
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Prova li roy­alty huwa qafas tal-moħħ. Aħna mhux ċert jekk infaħħar kun­fid­en­za dan is-sewwieq jew biex tindika l-ovvju.

12. ċajt Mamà se (sfor­tu­nata­ment) qatt ma jmu­tu
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Għaliex inti taf, jekk int qatt staġn­ati għal mes­saġġ jibred u witty, għaliex ma jof­fen­du xi ħadd fuq il-liv­ell aktar sofistikat u arka­jka? Oh Malta, qatt bid­la. (Jew jagħm­lu, jekk jogħġbok).


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12 Maltese Car Decals Dit sal jou laat ineen­krimp
Die bar hou om laer en laer

Ons het al gehoor van die ber­ugte ““Ek wens jy drie maal jy my wil”” motor plak­kers wat die strate van Malta swerf. Maar te danke aan die Face­book-groep Skrit­turi na bo Motor­vo­er­tui­gen, het ons almal besef dat dit net die punt van die ysberg. Hier is n paar van ons gun­stelinge.

1. Sit jou geld waar jy klere … was?
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Ons is steeds op nom­mer 1, en die ineen­krimp is reeds baie sterk. #Poodle­Power

2. Spelling die ber­ugte hor­ing gebaar
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Afweer die­gene prey­ing towen­aars met n tikkie van die klas. N Baie klein touch. Minuskule, regtig.

3. Uit­ers nut­ti­ge inligt­ing
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Tans nog in die besit van een van die vele bat­shit bestuurders daar buite.