12 Maltese Car Decals That’ll Make You Cringe

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12 Maltese Car Decals That’ll Make You Cringe
The bar keeps getting lower and lower

We’ve all heard of the notorious “”I Wish You Thrice You Wish To Me”” car decals that roam the streets of Malta. But thanks to the Facebook group Skritturi Fuq Vetturi, we’ve all realised that it’s only the tip of the iceberg. Here are some of our favourites.

1. Put your money where you clothes… were?
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We’re still on Number 1, and the cringe is already extremely strong. #PoodlePower

2. Spelling out the infamous horn gesture
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Ward off those preying wizards with a touch of class. A very small touch. Miniscule, really.

3. Extremely useful information
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Currently still in the possession of one of the many batshit drivers out there.

4. Where is my mind?
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There seems to be a running theme with this insane driver concept, and it doesn’t seem to be going anywhere any time soon.

5. This cannot be real
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Yes, that does say what you think it says. Your eyes didn’t deceive you.

6. Well, technically…
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Your display of masculinity is indeed impressive.

7. This guys means a serious business
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We’re going to avoid highlighting that grammatical error that thinly-disguised threat; mostly because we were planning to live the rest of our lives without having to constantly look over our shoulders.

8. You do you honey
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Honestly, there’s a time and place for everything, and this might not be either.

9. I wash my hands (but not my car)
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This one is textbook comedy gold; start with a build-up of something that looks extremely familiar, then switch things round in the last second. Dear unknown driver, we salute you.

10. The classic loose
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There had to be at least one of these classic mistakes. We just hope this driver didn’t get a matching tattoo.

11. Well done?
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Proof that royalty is a frame of mind. We’re not sure whether to applaud this driver’s confidence or to point out the obvious.

12. Mum jokes will (sadly) never die
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Because you know, if you’re ever stuck for a cool and witty message, why not offend someone on the most primitive and archaic level? Oh Malta, never change. (or do, please).


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12 Decals Car Maltin Li ser Għamla You cringe
Il-bar jżomm dejjem iktar baxxi

Imxejna kollha jinstemgħu ta ‘l- “”Nixtieqilkom tliet darbiet tixtieq Me”” transfers notorji karozza li jimirħu-toroq ta’ Malta. Iżda grazzi għall-grupp Facebook Skritturi Fuq Vetturi, aħna ve kollha induna li huwa biss il-ponta ta ‘l iceberg. Hawn huma xi wħud mill Favourites tagħna.

1. Poġġi l-flus tiegħek fejn inti ħwejjeġ … kienu?
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Aħna għadhom fuq Numru 1, u l-cringe diġà estremament qawwija. #PoodlePower

2. Spellar l-ġest ħorn infami
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Ibiegħdu dawk wizards preying bil-mess ta ‘klassi. A touch żgħir ħafna. Miniskulu, verament.

3. Informazzjoni Estremament utli
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Bħalissa għadu fil-pussess ta ‘wieħed mill-muturi batshit ħafna hemmhekk.

4. Fejn hi my mind?
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Jidher li hemm tema taħdem ma dan il-kunċett tas-sewwieq insane, u ma jidhirx li jkunu għaddejjin kullimkien f’kull ħin hekk.

5. Dan ma jistax ikun reali
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Iva, dan ma jgħidu dak li inti taħseb li jgħid. Għajnejn tiegħek ma iqarraq bik.

6. Ukoll, teknikament …
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display tiegħek ta masculinity huwa tabilħaqq impressjonanti.

7. Dan guys tfisser negozju serju
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Aħna qed tmur biex jevitaw li tenfasizza dan l-iżball grammatikali li rqiq-moħbija theddida; aktar għaliex aħna kienu qed jippjanaw li jgħixu l-bqija tal-ħajja tagħna mingħajr ma jkollhom kontinwament tfittex fuq l-ispallejn tagħna.

8. Inti taħseb għasel
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Onestament, hemm ħin u post għal kollox, u dan ma jista ‘jkun jew.

9. I aħsel idejk tiegħi (iżda mhux karozza tiegħi)
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Dan huwa wieħed textbook kummiedja deheb; tibda bil-akkumulazzjoni ta ‘xi ħaġa li tidher ferm familjari, imbagħad ixgħel l-affarijiet rawnd fl-aħħar tat-tieni. sewwieq mhux magħruf qalb, aħna salute inti.

10. Il-laxka klassika
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kellu jkun mill-inqas waħda minn dawn l-iżbalji klassika hemmhekk. Aħna ftit tama dan is-sewwieq ma jiksbu tatwaġġ tqabbil.

11. Prosit?
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Prova li royalty huwa qafas tal-moħħ. Aħna mhux ċert jekk infaħħar kunfidenza dan is-sewwieq jew biex tindika l-ovvju.

12. ċajt Mamà se (sfortunatament) qatt ma jmutu
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Għaliex inti taf, jekk int qatt staġnati għal messaġġ jibred u witty, għaliex ma joffendu xi ħadd fuq il-livell aktar sofistikat u arkajka? Oh Malta, qatt bidla. (Jew jagħmlu, jekk jogħġbok).


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12 Maltese Car Decals Dit sal jou laat ineenkrimp
Die bar hou om laer en laer

Ons het al gehoor van die berugte “”Ek wens jy drie maal jy my wil”” motor plakkers wat die strate van Malta swerf. Maar te danke aan die Facebook-groep Skritturi na bo Motorvoertuigen, het ons almal besef dat dit net die punt van die ysberg. Hier is ‘n paar van ons gunstelinge.

1. Sit jou geld waar jy klere … was?
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Ons is steeds op nommer 1, en die ineenkrimp is reeds baie sterk. #PoodlePower

2. Spelling die berugte horing gebaar
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Afweer diegene preying towenaars met ‘n tikkie van die klas. ‘N Baie klein touch. Minuskule, regtig.

3. Uiters nuttige inligting
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Tans nog in die besit van een van die vele batshit bestuurders daar buite.