I Miss Answering Machines

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15 hrs ago2 min read
I Miss Answering Machines

I don’t have a land line anymore. And I suppose I could leave a personalized message on my cell, but it isn’t the same. Saving all those little tapes..

Coming home, dropping everything on the kitchen counter and noticing the blinking light, and hitting that “play” button..
I don’t really miss the “getting” messages part..
It’s the “leave a message” part I really miss..
Hey you’ve reached (….) cant come to the phone right now, leave a message after the beep..
Hey, you’ve reached (…) can’t come to the phone right now, out feeding the giraffes, leave a message..
Hey, it’s me, can’t come to the phone, giraffes have run amuck…necks everywhere, leave message..
Hey, leave a message, giraffes have crossed over to the dairy farm next door, cows are confused..
Hey, it’s me,all is well, leave message please, cause I can’t find phone, think I might have lost it between here and the dairy farm, I’m confused..
Now I use Twitter as my answering machine..
It’s not the same..
Sigh..

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If your outgoing messages sounded like that then I would have been the one calling your house, guffawing and snorting, and then hanging up in embarrassment before even leaving a message!
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I still have a landline. And, I love listening to the messages I receive. I am so old school, it’s not even funny. It’s digital, though, the answering service. No mini cassette tapes to use. LOL. This is funny.
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LOL. This is funny.
Whatever I can do..


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I Miss Magni Answering

I m’għandhomx linja art aktar. U I suppose I tista ‘tħalli messaġġ personalizzata fuq ċelluli tiegħi, iżda mhuwiex l-istess. Iffrankar dawk kollha tapes ftit ..

Coming dar, twaqqa kollox fuq il-counter tal-kċina u jinnota l-teptip tad-dawl, u laqtu l-buttuna “”play”” ..
I do not really miss il- “”jkollna”” messaġġi parti ..
Hu l-“”tħalli messaġġ”” parti I really miss ..
Ħej inti ħadthom laħaq (….) Cant ġejjin għad-telefon dritt issa, tħalli messaġġ wara l-ħoss ..
Ħej, inti ħadthom laħaq (…) ma jistgħux jidħlu għall-telefon dritt issa, l-għalf l-ġiraffi, tħalli messaġġ ..
Ħej, huwa me, ma tistax tasal għall-telefon, ġiraffi spiċċaw amuck … għenuq kullimkien, leave messaġġ ..
Ħej, tħalli messaġġ, ġiraffi jkunu qasmu l quddiem għas-razzett tad-dairy bieb li jmiss, baqar huma konfużi ..
Ħej, huwa me, kollox huwa tajjeb, tħalli messaġġ jekk jogħġbok, jikkawżaw I ma tistax issib telefon, think I jista ‘jkollhom mitlufa bejn hawn u r-razzett tal-ħalib, jien konfuż ..
Issa I użu Twitter bħala answering machine tiegħi ..
Mhuwiex l-istess ..
Daqqa ..

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