I Miss Answering Machines

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15 hrs ago2 min read
I Miss Answer­ing Machines

I don’t have a land line any­more. And I sup­pose I could leave a per­son­al­ized mes­sage on my cell, but it isn’t the same. Sav­ing all those little tapes..

Com­ing home, drop­ping everything on the kit­chen coun­ter and noti­cing the blink­ing light, and hit­ting that play” but­ton..
I don’t really miss the get­ting” mes­sages part..
It’s the leave a mes­sage” part I really miss..
Hey you’ve reached (….) cant come to the phone right now, leave a mes­sage after the beep..
Hey, you’ve reached (…) can’t come to the phone right now, out feed­ing the gir­af­fes, leave a mes­sage..
Hey, it’s me, can’t come to the phone, gir­af­fes have run amuck…necks every­where, leave mes­sage..
Hey, leave a mes­sage, gir­af­fes have crossed over to the dairy farm next door, cows are con­fused..
Hey, it’s me,all is well, leave mes­sage please, cause I can’t find phone, think I might have lost it between here and the dairy farm, I’m con­fused..
Now I use Twit­ter as my answer­ing machine..
It’s not the same..
Sigh..

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I Miss Mag­ni Answer­ing

I m’għandhomx lin­ja art aktar. U I sup­pose I tista tħal­li mes­saġġ per­son­alizzata fuq ċel­luli tiegħi, iżda mhuwiex l-istess. Iffrank­ar dawk koll­ha tapes ftit ..

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I do not really miss il- ““jkollna”” mes­saġġi parti ..
Hu l-”“tħalli mes­saġġ”” parti I really miss ..
Ħej inti ħadt­hom laħaq (.…) Cant ġejjin għad-tele­fon dritt issa, tħal­li mes­saġġ wara l-ħoss ..
Ħej, inti ħadt­hom laħaq (…) ma jist­għux jidħlu għall-tele­fon dritt issa, l-għalf l-ġir­af­fi, tħal­li mes­saġġ ..
Ħej, huwa me, ma tistax tas­al għall-tele­fon, ġir­af­fi spiċċaw amuck … għenuq kul­limki­en, leave mes­saġġ ..
Ħej, tħal­li mes­saġġ, ġir­af­fi jkunu qas­mu l qud­diem għas-razz­ett tad-dairy bieb li jmiss, baqar huma kon­fużi ..
Ħej, huwa me, kollox huwa tajjeb, tħal­li mes­saġġ jekk jogħġbok, jikkawżaw I ma tistax iss­ib tele­fon, think I jista jkoll­hom mitl­u­fa bejn hawn u r-razz­ett tal-ħalib, jien kon­fuż ..
Issa I użu Twit­ter bħala answer­ing machine tiegħi ..
Mhuwiex l-istess ..
Daqqa ..

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